XSP Entertainments

Entertaining Scotland Since 1995

XSP Entertainments is an Entertainment Agency based in Aberdeen, Scotland.

We specialise in providing live music for corporate functions and weddings, tribute shows, after dinner speakers and comedians.

XSP are official representatives for

JOHN MCKELVIE

comedian - retired police officer - qualified football referee


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A native of the Lanarkshire mining village of Holytown, John joined the Police Service in 1971, fulfilling 30 years of service. Prior to retirAL he was Superintendent OF a quaint little fishing village on the banks of the river Clyde called Govan....

He jogs five miles each day which suits his wife perfectly: by the end of the week he is thirty five miles away from her...

John joined Lanarkshire Referees' Association in 1970 and has often been compared to World Cup referee Hugh Dallas: compared to Hugh Dallas he is brilliant!  His refereeing career has seen him officiate at Scottish Amateur Cup Finals at youth and full amateur level

John formerly worked Monday to Friday in the Police and refereed on a SaturdaY. He really looked forward to a Sunday as this was the only day that his parentage was not openly questioned...


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